Conan Chop Chop Game Review

Previews “Looks exactly like the game I told you I wanted!”
Mike Fahey, Kotaku
The design is truly amazing.
Chris Capel, Gamrevolution
“Part Conan, part Cyanide and Happiness in its visuals, Conan Chop Chop is evidence that dreams are possible to become reality.”
Darren Bonthuys – Critical Hit
The GameThe wicked wizard Thoth Amon has devised a scheme to revive the ancient evil known as Xaltotun. If his plan is successful, he’ll condemn the world to an eternal darkness and enslavement. You are the only one who can stop him, but for that to succeed, you need to employ all your cunning. Make use of all your skills and cunning. All your strength and skill is required. It is time to … Chop Chop!
Conan Chop Chop will be the most epic and realistic stick figure ever created. The game will be set in the world of Conan the Barbarian, thus there will be an excessive amount of gore and flying legs. You should be aware that this might in turn lead to exuberant outbursts of excitement and/or swear words, depending on which end of the sword you’re on.1-4 players play as one player to experience the most thrilling experience of a Roguelike, or bring your friends as well in couch cooperative mode.
The character you choose to play is Conan, or anybody else. If you don’t have a mind and you have all the brawn? No worries! There is a variety of warrior gods and then add items and weapons that fit your individual style.
You’re on a search for epicness and will bring peace to the planet. You will still be charged with a fee by traders for the goods you sell. There are some townspeople who may insist on completing their jobs. However, be assured that they will all give you a good deal.
It is possible to explore the world in many directions! Discover the Darkwood dark forests, changing sands, and the sparkling Hyperboria. Also, take a look at Vanaheim’s icy landscape! Conan Chop Chop lets you explore to both sides, up and down! If you’re skilled, you could be able to find himself dashing, jumping, or moving diagonally, resulting in the ultimate 3-D adventure.
Loot, loot and more loot! Learn how to delicately smash the heads of your adversaries with an axe, then transform them into chop suey using the bastard blade. Conan Chop Chop contains a diverse array of weapons, trinkets and legendary items designed to be used to create every kind of playstyle you come up with.
Amazing combos are possible! To crack skulls around you make the 360deg twist attack. Run forward in the pace of light. You can swing your sword longways as well as sideways in a battle which will make you gasp for air as you struggle to grasp the pure awesomeness of your fight moves.
The bosses that are brutal! First, you must be able to defeat The Giant Sand Worm Of Koth as well as The Frost Giant from Vanaheim before you can face Thoth-Amon. Neither of these bosses will be a great supporter of your cause. Instead, they will try to kill you using destructive techniques like Tail Whip, Lava Reflux and Loogie Glob.
Infinite replayability! Unpredictably random maps as well as tons of abilities and weapons to try out ensure that every game that you play is a whole new experience. Even though you’re likely to die several times, unlocking new weapons could help you to get through your next game.


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